godtie:

if i ever suddenly reblog a massive amount of posts from you:

I’m sorry, I’m on mobile, and i forgot that your blog is not my dash

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

image

christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

(Source: misterjakes)

verylittlebird:

"this meme is too esoteric!" goldilocks exclaimed.
"This meme has been overdone," she said
"ahhh, this meme is just the right balance of ironic awareness and social commentary," she said happily and she lol’d hard

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths)

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES
imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES

imarainydaywoman:

ofdeadloves:

sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

Wow I need this.

THE OWL ONES

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

(Source: BBC)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

fortheloveofjawn:

sannapersikka:

John + no (requested by Anonymous)

One of these pics is not like the other

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

awwww-cute:

Just chillin’